last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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