I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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