he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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