Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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