he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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