I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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