Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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