Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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