butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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