Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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