Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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