Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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