in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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