Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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