Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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