On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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