STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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