you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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