honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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