so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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