As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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