Can Purell be used as lube?
Buhtt sex?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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