Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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