how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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