Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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