its not stalking. its research.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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