Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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