i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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