ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My bed smells like the plague
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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