At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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