im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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