Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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