As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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