Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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