how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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