Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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