Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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