How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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