Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i drank out of a bidet.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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