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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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