the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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