Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can't turn off my feet"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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