I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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