So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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