i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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