I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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