You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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