it was like eating out sand paper
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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