You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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