Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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